Well, I did it. I got fed up with all of the Hurricanes hitting South Louisiana and I left. I am now a resident of the state of Ohio. Hell, I already opened a bank account here. I'll post a full story once I get settled down, but right now I just wanted to let everyone know that I made it up here safe.
PS: To all you guys that are getting here from Blackhat Security, there's a reason that I'm listed on their blogs. Go back in my history and you'll see that this blog was originally my place to post Cisco security.